Warning: Full
spoilers for the Game of Thrones: Season 3 premiere follow...
The time has come! HBO's Game of Thrones is back in our lives, and
it's brought dragons, giants and menacingly-sized green scorpion
creatures with it! When we pick up things in the Season 3 premiere,
"Valar Dohaeris" (a Valyrian phrase that's actually a wee bit ahead of
the TV series), the "War of the Five Kings," which took up the bulk of
Season 2, is on a bit of a break.
Stannis' forces were crushed in the Battle of Blackwater, Theon's
whereabouts are unknown (only the smoldering Winterfell graphic in the
opening credits remains) and douchebag Joffrey's hind quarters still sit
firmly on the Iron Throne. There is
another "king" who has
plans for Westeros who we meet in the first ten minutes, although he
seems way far off from the thick of all the warring down in the
Riverlands. Yes, we start off the episode spending some quality time
Beyond The Wall,
with Jon Snow getting hit with rocks, laughed at by Ygritte, and
intimidated by an honest-to-goodness giant. Plus, he mistakes a big
red-bearded fellow named Tormund for Mance Rayder, leading to further
chuckling at his expense. The real Rayder, played by Ciarán Hinds, wants
to know why Jon's turned his cloak on his fellow crows and Jon,
thinking quickly, comes up with decent enough reason.
"Not a single Jamba Juice up here...*grumble*"
Actually, the motivation for Jon leaving The Watch wasn't,
technically, a lie since he was disgusted with the way Commander Mormont
had turned a blind eye to the fact that Craster was sacrificing infants
to the White Walkers. I do wish, and this more has to do with last
year's finale, that they'd made it a bit more clear that Jon was
actually going undercover when he killed Qhorin. I mean, it was there,
but I don't think it resonated the way it should have.
Oh, and if we need to open up a Kickstarter to fund a new credit sequence location that can represent something
other than Castle Black for Jon and Sam's adventures, let's do that.
Speaking of Sam, he's the first character we see in the premiere,
connecting us directly to the last image we saw in Season 2 finale. We
hear sounds of swords and screams (*shakes fist at budget*) in place of
an actual battle/massacre, and now almost all of the original Night's
Watch crew dead and gone. Well, dead and... probably walking out there
in the snow as a zombie-ish "Wights." I had a feeling that we might only
see the aftermath of the Walker attack on The Fist (not The Wall as a
few folks thought last year), but I was still hoping for a bit more.
Still, a zombie did try to eat Sam, getting set on fire in the process. A
nice ghoulish way to kick things off.
It's become clear that there's no way to really fit in everyone's
story into one episode without making it feel overcrowded. Once again,
Arya was left out of the season premiere, although her name was
mentioned when Littlefinger, having recognized her at Harrenhal, told
Sansa that she was still alive. Oh, I suppose she wasn't
completely
left out of last year's premiere. We got to see her riding on the back
of a wagon right at the end, right? My point is that I feel as though
these episodes, now in Season 3 with
even more new characters
to introduce, will benefit more by leaving some folks out. Doesn't mean
we won't miss them (Bran, Jaime and Brienne also were absent here), but
it'll make for less clutter. But I do think that because this was the
first episode of the season, I was filled with even more of a need to
see where everyone's at though.
In the end, I suppose I just wish these were 12 or 13 episode seasons.
"Wanna hit up one of the dozen Jamba Juices around here?"
In King's Landing, the aforementioned Littlefinger talked to Sansa
about his promise to help her escape the city while Tyrion, now
charismatically disfigured, found himself at the bottom of the heap and,
after hearing that Cersei might have been the one who told Ser Mandon
Moore to kill him in battle, fearing for his life. No, Tyrion didn't
lose his nose like he did in the book series, but Cersei made a little
jape about it (perhaps breaking the book/TV wall for the first time?) by
saying "They said you'd lost your nose."
The scenes with Tyrion, unlike last season when he was the "Hand" and
was actively trying to figure out a way to save the city, did little to
move the story along or give us an idea of what Season 3 holds for us,
but - dammit! - they're always a hell of a lot of fun. His scenes with
Cersei, Bronn and Tywin were great, and all for different reasons. With
Cersei, it's passive-aggressively adversarial, with
Ser Bronn,
it's "bro"manitcal, and with Tywin it's intense and riveting. And I love
the way Tywin bounces back and forth between logical and cruel. His
scenes with Arya last year opened up his character and showed us how
much he respected wit and intelligence, even from his cup girl. But his
belief that Tyrion came into his life as a curse to teach him humility
counterbalances that. "I would let myself be consumed by maggots before
handing over Casterly Rock."
I feel as though the real story in King's Landing this year is that
of Joffrey and Margaery. And Cersei for that matter, who already resents
Joffrey's bride-to-be for being, seemingly, an open and loving
individual who cares for the poor. And who beguiles her son with
unseasonable cleavage. We know, having watched Season 2, that there's
more to Margaery, and her ability to play the "Game of Thrones," than
she lets on, but I was astonished, in this premiere episode, by how much
of a
non-prick Joffrey was. Sure, he sneered here and there
and gave off his ever-present dick-ish vibe, but he actually seems like
he wants to impress Margaery. And since she's not his captive bride, he
can't act like a monster around her.
In some of the smaller scenes here, Robb and Lord Bolton discover a
bunch of dead bodies at Herrenhal, which is now under the North's
control. One body stirred though - a wounded Maester named Qyburn. Over
at the shores of Blackwater Bay, Davos is discovered to be alive, and
after a drink with Salladhor Saan, he learns that Stannis is now more
desperate than ever and is fully under control of Melisandre. Ever
loyal, he returns to Dragonstone only to get tossed in a dungeon after
pulling a knife on her. Anyone else hear mention of Stannis' wife? Many
wondered if she'd simply been written out of the show entirely, but
apparently she
was there back in the Season 2 premiere, sitting
at the dinner table. But no reasonable person, book reader or not,
would be expected to have caught that.
Now, onto Astapor (also new to the opening credit map), where Dany
and Jorah meet up with the first big crossover character between
Westeros and Essos in the saga, Barristan Selmy. While we hadn't seen
him since Season 1, this is still the first person to enter into
Daenerys' life who we first met in Westeros and our first taste of how
freakin' awesome it feels when worlds that have remained so separate for
so long finally collide. Barristan saves Dany from a little
purple-lipped girl and her ball o' scorponok; proof that once you
incinerate a warlock you make their hit list for life.
Barristan served as the leader of Robert's Kingsguard, but only
because he was pardoned, having served the Targaryens previously. And
now, having been humiliated by Joffrey back in Season 1, he's making
amends, seeking out the final Targaryen to protect and serve. And now
Dany's got two grizzled older men looking after her young, fresh form.
Astapor, while still displaying desert city qualities, isn't as lush and
regal as Qarth. Dany's in Slavers Country now and has to wrap her head
around a society that treats people worse than dirt. Just hearing about
the training regimen of The Unsullied alone, and the mortal cost of one
dead infant per head, is enough to make anyone cringe. But this is the
dilemma she has to wrestle with. She wants the best fighters in the
world but it would mean exploiting barbaric conditions where only one
boy in four survives.
But, you know, free nipples!
"Valar Dohaeris" was a grand way to start of the season, but it also
seems clear that all of the characters are likely moving further and
further away from one another, still picking up the pieces from the
events in "Blackwater" and settling into new, less-dire stories. No
one's on their way to attack King's Landing and kill Joffrey, and Sansa,
now free from engagement, isn't being beaten or harassed. Robb's
promise to avenge his father's death seems to have hit a wall and the
word that Winterfell's now a pile of rubble hasn't even reached his
ears. Also, Mance Rayder's plan is still a mystery.
But the world is addictive and we've come to live and breathe these
characters. It's fun to watch Tyrion no matter if he's on top or if he's
been cast aside, and Daenerys is settling into a storyline that's much
more TV-ready than her Season 2 arc which had to be tinkered and tweaked
from the source material to make more exciting. She's also seems to
have a more determined head on her shoulders. Season 3 is beginning the
epic strokes of George R.R. Martin's giant third book, A Storm of
Swords, but it's not going to all fit into one season. So many of these
stories will unfold over a longer period of time, with payoffs coming
much later on.
*To those who haven't read the books, beware the comment boards. We
can't zap spoilers as quickly as we'd like. And to those who have read
the books, no spoilers regarding anything that might/will show up on TV
in the future or you'll get booted.
Source:
http://www.ign.com